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Pet Hates Toys

Cat Toy - JD Vance

Cat Toy - JD Vance

$11.00 USD

$11.00 USD

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- Your cat has chosen a new running mate, and naturally that's JD Vance.
  
  Of course, JD is dressed for the occasion in his finest blue suit and tie, this JD Vance-inspired cat toy is ready for pouncing, batting, and a serious amount of feline political manoeuvering.
  
  Promises from Pet Hates Toys:
  - Designed in the UK
  - 100% unofficial, and unendorsed parody toys.
  - Cat toys tested to child safety standards in EU, USA & Australia/NZ – see FAQs for more details.
  - Made from a strong poly-canvas material and stuffed with polyester and catnip. Catnip sewn into pocket in tummy.
  - Designed to be durable. The body and arms are constructed from one piece of fabric, making them perfect for sharp claws.
  - THIS IS NOT A CHILD’S TOY.
  - Our political cat toys are not intended for dogs, as they contain catnip.
  - See our features video for more info.
  Dimensions:
  
  15cm tall, 12.5cm wide, about the size of your smartphone.
  
  Please note:
  - International customers please note all labelling is in English. On purchasing this product, you accept responsibility to translate, including any warnings.

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