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Pet Hates Toys

Dog Toy - JD Vance

Dog Toy - JD Vance

$22.00 USD

$22.00 USD

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- Andy Burnham inspired toy design
- Dressed in smart blue jacket with glasses + jumper
- Perfect for chewing, carrying and causing political unrest
- A fabulous gift for dog lovers and the politically obsessed
Promises from Pet Hates Toys:
- DESIGNED IN THE UK
- 100% unofficial, and unendorsed parody toys.
- Toys tested to child safety standards in EU, USA & Australia/NZ – see FAQs for more details.
- Made from a strong poly-canvas material and stuffed with polyester.
- Designed to be durable. The body and arms are constructed from one piece of fabric, making them perfect for tug of war.
- All dog toys complete with 2 squeakers! One in the head, and one in the tummy
- Both squeakers are within nylon pockets, giving you that extra bit of time to retrieve the toy should pooch gain access.
- Reinforced the seams of our political parody dog toys with cotton ribbon, but Andy is not indestructible, so carefully monitor play.
- He is not intended for strong chewers.
- THIS IS NOT A CHILD’S TOY
- See our features video for more info.

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